The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
my dad has literally called me by his own name.
my mother has called me our cats name who has been dead for five years
i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just
finish each other sandwiches
when you and your best friend both think the same thing
I seriously fucking hate the thought of someone else wrapping their arms around you.