azizansafari:

so i got my teeth whitened today

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sexience:

best porn blog ever

zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

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rnushroom:

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dancybutt:

lnstagrandma:

how to piss someone off:

leave the door open

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pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.
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mysticaljew:

bruh

spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

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